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WHAT TIME IS IT?
TIME FOR AN ADVENTURE TIME MASTERPOST
[human!Prismo art by iamthespacecadet]All files hosted on Google Drive, so you can watch (occasionally in HD, even!) or download, and they’re never going anywhere. thanks, Google :) this post is a labour of (slightly obsessive) love, so likes/reblogs are treasured!
Updated 6 April - through Broke His Crown
How to come up with names for your dystopian teen lit:
Try to say regular names with a bunch of Oreos in your mouth!
Examples: Jocelyn = Jorslun. Elizabeth = Lisbit. Daniel = Dannel.
You’re welcome.
Following up on this idea. I tried this method with a hamburger in my mouth, in lieu of Oreos. Results:
Alice = Allit. Mark = Marth. Tommy = Domi.
Confirmed: a mouth full of President Choice White Mac and Cheese produces a subset of names with a more badass tilt to them.
Examples: Chris = Rith. Brittany = Brickney. Megan = Mayhem.
I JUST CACKLED OUT LOUD IN PUBLIC
This is an amazing tool.
i can’t stop laughing
jeb’s campaign is something straight out of parks and rec when compiled like this. i can’t believe it’s real life
wow i really wanna get crunk
This is important
I want a zombie
@astraeavixen Reblogging for future use.